holiday revelations

I'm working on a reggeton post, but this series of discoveries will have to do for now.
Santa Clause Is A Black Man. (At least according to this little girl.)
JD Twitch Is An Indian. (According to his this mash-up. Well, he combined two covers of "I'm an indian too." So I guess it's a mash cover up, which isn't very funny.)
My optometrist is a cartoonist. No, really. Everybody needs a day job.